Gabriel Barcia-Colombo

So tonight while attempting to surf over to twitter.com I accidentally typed titter.com and much to my surprise, it’s not some sort of micro porn blogging but rather a site for female gamers. Titter.com is a very odd url choice for a website targeted at teenage girls who play video games although the site does host quite a few award winners in my book including my personal favorites: “pretty lawyer,” “dress up lady gaga” and “my fruit cup.” In the latter you simply dress up a cup with fruit beachside.

Today I downloaded a game on my iPhone called Epic Pet Wars. Epic Pet Wars is an online game in which you adopt a pet, train the pet to use brass knuckles, swords and bombs and then put a pair of blue raybans on him and let him kick ass. It’s like cute cartoony crack. I’ve been playing all day with my character “batface” and let me tell you “batface” will kick your ass. He wears “Graphite Knuckles” a “Blue Tee” shirt and carries a “pocket watch” “the frosted cupcake” and “blue wayfarers.” So far “Batface” stomped 82 enemies and has only ended up in a coma 10 times. 

If you want to add “Batface” into your epic pet posse, his code is glaegl See you in the ring with my batty little eyes!